"You'll like it. It has jojoba."
"What is jojoba?"
"It's.. something they put in for healthy hair."
"Hair is dead."
"What?"
"It's dead tissue. You can't make it healthy."
"Whatever. It's something that's good for your hair."
"But what? A chemical?"
"No! It's organic!"
"It can be organic and still be a chemical. Haven't you ever heard of organic chemistry?"
"What is jojoba?"
"It's.. something they put in for healthy hair."
"Hair is dead."
"What?"
"It's dead tissue. You can't make it healthy."
"Whatever. It's something that's good for your hair."
"But what? A chemical?"
"No! It's organic!"
"It can be organic and still be a chemical. Haven't you ever heard of organic chemistry?"